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I had a dream two nights ago that Jeremy and I were sitting in a supermarket with a group of people, circled around a television. He told me that he hadn’t jerked off in weeks because he was working 62 hour days and asked me to pass him a handkerchief. I didn’t have one, so he took off his sock and took out his penis. A split-second later I heard a cork-popping and saw that he ejaculated on the television that we were all watching. He was mortified and quickly swabbed it up with his sock.

Last night I had a dream that Terry, Jon, Eric Collins (?) and I were at my grandparents house, hanging out and about to play cards. Eric was being really nice, which was pretty suspicious. No one jerked off on a television screen, though.
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Other than feeling slightly dizzy, that is. Wednesday I felt pretty icky all day, but yesterday I was feeling pretty groovy. Today, it’s back. Just a general feeling of not being well, I hope I’m not coming down with something.

Terry and I kicked out the cribbage last night and I humiliated myself on the board = a second near-double skunking and generally poor hands on my part. Terry is now up by two or three games with less than ten games to be played. Nothing like having it come down to the wire. It’s my turn to win, so I’ll just have to cheat harder.

Marie is in the midst of the annual Big Brothers Big Sisters fundraiser, a bowling event spanning three days. Last night she didn’t get home until almost 2:00 in the morning due to having later start times to cater to college students. Tonight she should be home by 12:00 and tomorrow hopefully by 10:00. I want to volunteer my time to help out tonight, but I also don’t want to throw up in a bowling alley. Maybe some lunch will make me feel better.

I have two options for a cell phone if I get it from work. One is a $8 per month plan with 9 cents per minute charges (there are no free minutes). The other option is $35 per month which covers a large portion of the Midwest, 350 free minutes per month, and all the perks (voicemail, detailed billing – that’s not the standard?, three way calling, etc). I don’t know the service area for the $8/month plan, but I also want to plan for the future and not have to switch plans and get a new phone if I outgrow the $8/month plan. I can afford $35/month, but I could also put that money to good use elsewhere too. I believe I will engage in some pontification this weekend.

My car is somewhat fixed, in that what was broken was replaced but my car doesn’t think it’s fixed. Something about a ‘cam’, a magnet, chains and a voltage that is showing up less than 11. So my Engine Light of Doom will remain light for the rest of the life of the car. I say it gives the car character.

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