We were built to last
Nov. 6th, 2002 04:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
twicketfaceI need to go to the Y tonight. Keep up the routine and get my physical life in order. Ok, better order. Reading selections from Thich Nhat Hanh, I realize that the garbage I put in my body is directly related to the garbage that comes out of me. Less chemicals, more virgin foods.
Terry is coming over tonight, for cribbage and bad touching.
The bachelor party countdown is on. I don’t think I’ve been this excited for a poker day ever. I hope it’s as much fun as the first one Matt was at, there was something in the air (besides freshly blown ass) that made me feel a kinship with those guys. Like we’ll still be together 20 years from now, on differing levels.
I think the bottom scroll bar is among the worst inventions ever created. I can be focused on the strangest things. Last night I wanted to whip out some Max Payne justice before bed. I had to restart the computer three times and it still didn’t work. I was so damn frustrated, but even more frustrated at myself for being so frustrated in the first place.
There is an interview with Eddie Vedder on the Onion and I will do my damndest to resist getting Riot Act when it comes out on Tuesday.
Could someone teach me how to make an animated gif for my usericon? I’d be ever so thankful.
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young COCK SMOKING CLERK named JONATHAN. He was EXTREMELY ENDING in the POINTY forest when he met GOOEY ERNIE, a run-away ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE from the STIFF Queen GAIL.
JONATHAN could see that GOOEY ERNIE was hungry so he reached into his FUCKIT BUCKET and give him his WHORISH CEREAL. GOOEY ERNIE was thankful for JONATHAN's CEREAL, so he told JONATHAN a very CUMBERSOME story about Queen GAIL's daughter LOIS. How her mother, the STIFF Queen GAIL, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic PUPPY, because LOIS was so NUTTY.
JONATHAN DORKED. He vowed to GOOEY ERNIE the ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE that he would save the NUTTY LOIS. He would MANHANDLE the PUPPY, and take LOIS far away from her evil mother, the STIFF Queen GAIL, and LOOK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a DISGUSTING TORNADO and GOOEY ERNIE the ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PUPPY from his story. STIFF Queen GAIL WEIGHED out from behind a TELEPHONE CORD and struck JONATHAN dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a KA-BLAMO.
THE END.
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Terry is coming over tonight, for cribbage and bad touching.
The bachelor party countdown is on. I don’t think I’ve been this excited for a poker day ever. I hope it’s as much fun as the first one Matt was at, there was something in the air (besides freshly blown ass) that made me feel a kinship with those guys. Like we’ll still be together 20 years from now, on differing levels.
I think the bottom scroll bar is among the worst inventions ever created. I can be focused on the strangest things. Last night I wanted to whip out some Max Payne justice before bed. I had to restart the computer three times and it still didn’t work. I was so damn frustrated, but even more frustrated at myself for being so frustrated in the first place.
There is an interview with Eddie Vedder on the Onion and I will do my damndest to resist getting Riot Act when it comes out on Tuesday.
Could someone teach me how to make an animated gif for my usericon? I’d be ever so thankful.
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young COCK SMOKING CLERK named JONATHAN. He was EXTREMELY ENDING in the POINTY forest when he met GOOEY ERNIE, a run-away ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE from the STIFF Queen GAIL.
JONATHAN could see that GOOEY ERNIE was hungry so he reached into his FUCKIT BUCKET and give him his WHORISH CEREAL. GOOEY ERNIE was thankful for JONATHAN's CEREAL, so he told JONATHAN a very CUMBERSOME story about Queen GAIL's daughter LOIS. How her mother, the STIFF Queen GAIL, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic PUPPY, because LOIS was so NUTTY.
JONATHAN DORKED. He vowed to GOOEY ERNIE the ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE that he would save the NUTTY LOIS. He would MANHANDLE the PUPPY, and take LOIS far away from her evil mother, the STIFF Queen GAIL, and LOOK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a DISGUSTING TORNADO and GOOEY ERNIE the ASSISTANT CRACK WHORE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PUPPY from his story. STIFF Queen GAIL WEIGHED out from behind a TELEPHONE CORD and struck JONATHAN dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a KA-BLAMO.
THE END.
Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com
