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twicketface ([personal profile] twicketface) wrote2002-07-26 10:11 pm

Hello Mudda...

Dear Mom and Dad,

Greeting from camp. It's hot here and everything smells like hot dogs, but I'm dealing with it the best I can. Here are the highlights so far:

1) Meeting a biker guy who's name is Lord Christ. I'm not kidding. He joined our organization and chain-smoked like there was no tomorrow.

2) Taking a man (57 years old) from Iceland through the campground at 10pm in the dark to help him relocate his camping party. We drove around for about 30 minutes until I luckily made the correct turn without knowing it, and there was his yellow, blue and black tent. We spoke of September 11th, Iceland and the weather along the way. It was just awesome. He insisted on giving me a $5 tip for being so nice to him; there was no talking him out of it. He also chain-smoked like there was no tomorrow.

3) Uttering the words "Thank you Roscoe, have a safe trip home!" and meaning them.

4) Consuming rougly 4 sticks of string cheese per day for the last week.

5) Talking Dismemberment Plan and Ben Folds with one of the temporary employees, who's a music teacher in his 40s.

6) Consuming roughly 2 red, white and blue popsicles per day for the last week.

7) Working on my deep breathing and re-reading Anger by Thich Nhat Hanh

The chocolate chip cookies you sent were great, but they didn't last long. Send money soon.

Love,
Bri

[identity profile] harleyquinn.livejournal.com 2002-07-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
red white and blue popsicles remind me of a friend of mine from highschool who painted his...uh...manhood...to look like one.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty....

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[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2002-07-31 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I have a friend who "highlighted" his, um, member during a night of poker debauchary a few years back. It started about 10 minutes after I left. I think that's a good thing.

So did he tell you or bring pictures or what?

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[identity profile] harleyquinn.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
So did he tell you or bring pictures or what?

for some reason, that question reminded me of mallrats when Gil Hicks asks "So did he cum or what?" and Brodie tells him there are some things you just don't talk about in public.

To answer your question; his girlfriend told me.

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[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard."

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[identity profile] harleyquinn.livejournal.com 2002-08-01 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
too bad I'm not trying to marry you.

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[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2002-08-02 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
A few years ago I found out that the "Snoogans" AOL Screenname belonged to Kevin himself. I would email him ceasesly about Mallrats and ask him most likely retarded questions over and over again.

But I did learn that the comic book collection in Brodie's basement was rented from a local MN comic book store.

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[identity profile] harleyquinn.livejournal.com 2002-08-02 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
that is the coolest thing I have ever heard.