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twicketface1. Imagine that you wake up and, as your head clears, you realize that you're in a hospital. You're informed that you've been in a horrible accident, and that they've had to amputate. Which part of your body would you be devastated to learn was gone, and why?
I think I could deal without having legs, although I'd miss tennis and kicking stupid people in the head. Probably my arms, because having to pick my nose with a coat rack would be pretty unsightly.
2. On a lighter note, if you suddenly found yourself growing breasteses, would you feel yourself up?
I'd probably have to quit my job.
3. If you could state something to somebody, and not worry about outside parties being affected, who would you confront, and what would you say?
I'd probably tell my brother, point blank, to get his shit together and how much his decisions hurt other people.
4. Which do you think would result in more gray hairs as you raise them: boys or girls? (And, of course, why.)
I'd guess girls, simply because I'm a guy and think I'd have a lot more to learn about raising them. I also get the sense that they are more expensive to raise, but that's just based on a gut feeling.
5. What is the greatest wisdom that anybody has ever bestowed upon you?
I don't think I've ever had a moment of great wisdom - most of my wisdom has come from observing others (my parents and friends). So maybe taking the time to pay attention to others is the lesson.
I think I could deal without having legs, although I'd miss tennis and kicking stupid people in the head. Probably my arms, because having to pick my nose with a coat rack would be pretty unsightly.
2. On a lighter note, if you suddenly found yourself growing breasteses, would you feel yourself up?
I'd probably have to quit my job.
3. If you could state something to somebody, and not worry about outside parties being affected, who would you confront, and what would you say?
I'd probably tell my brother, point blank, to get his shit together and how much his decisions hurt other people.
4. Which do you think would result in more gray hairs as you raise them: boys or girls? (And, of course, why.)
I'd guess girls, simply because I'm a guy and think I'd have a lot more to learn about raising them. I also get the sense that they are more expensive to raise, but that's just based on a gut feeling.
5. What is the greatest wisdom that anybody has ever bestowed upon you?
I don't think I've ever had a moment of great wisdom - most of my wisdom has come from observing others (my parents and friends). So maybe taking the time to pay attention to others is the lesson.
