Also known as the woman who throws away the used condoms

[twicketface]

Either maintenance installed coconut-scented urinal cakes, or someone's on a pina colada bender in the men's room.

Note to self: When sniffing the nosepieces of your glasses, do so when people aren't walking by and looking in your office.

I'm actually looking forward to cleaning out closets this weekend. I also may figure out how to use my cellphone.

I've never seen a movie with Marlon Brando in it.