If only someone would hire me to play mediocre tennis for the rest of my days.

[twicketface]

I just logged in to see my checking account balance (as I got paid yesterday) and it was $777.77. Luckiest. Balance. Ever. Until it gets eaten by my student loan payment, anyway.

Does anyone use the term 'social celebrity' in reference to someone you personally know who'll essentially fuck anything that moves? Carrie A used it when we were in Wisconsin Dells a few weekends ago and I'm curious if it's a regional thing.

Firm policy dictates that every three months, emails that are more than three months old are automatically deleted. Nevermind the fact that we've got a limit on the space of our email boxes to prevent us from keeping every email we've sent that only says "Sounds good" or "Thanks" to someone else. A work around is to simply forward the email to yourself, but that makes things harder to find later on. I'm contemplating forwarding all my stuff to my Gmail account instead of spending hours printing/saving/deleting stuff simply because it's from April.

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[pooplord.livejournal.com]

This is maybe TMI, but I realized the other day that I have had sex with 7 people. That's really gettin' lucky, eh? I'm going to be so disappointed if I hit 8...

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Not quite enough to make you a social celebrity though.

oh?

[pooplord.livejournal.com]

how many is that, our of curiosity? (I'm thinking of Andie MacDowell's character in Four Weddings and a Funeral, of course, whose number is 33, which she says is "more than Princess Di, less than Madonna... I hope!")

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Stick with lucky 7!

[htothem.livejournal.com]

She better get hitched to the last guy she did it with.

[froggy-dear.livejournal.com]

Will you be my friend? (I'm an lj-friend of <lj user="airscale", saw your comments there. Came here and was interested in reading more regularly) Anyone who has Coach McGuirk as an icon can't be all bad. ;)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Welcome aboard!

[psycho-muppet.livejournal.com]

I don't use the term 'social celebrity', but i might have to start using it to describe a few of my 'friends'. They aren't that bright so they wouldn't catch on and I would be able to insult them and they'd never know! Mwhahahaa

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I know - isn't it perfect?

[ohfordays.livejournal.com]

"Social Celebrity."

I.

Love.

It.

[opticburger.livejournal.com]

you have introduced me to so many new terms. keep them coming.