Not that you wanted to know

[twicketface]

Marie's been reading up on pregnancy stuff lately and came across this interesting tidbit last night - apparently, store bought 'personal lubricant' can impede sperm travel. Instead, the book recommended vegetable oil.

I will never, ever, think of Florence Henderson the same.

Comments

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Olive oil and crisco also work and cause less irritation than other commecial lubricants.

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

But what if they go so fast that heat is generated and it starts to sizzle? ;)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Crisco? Well, then.

[emily-grace.livejournal.com]

Sick! That seems unsanitary and also rather messy.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I need to read this info myself before I believe it! And even then...

[toolheadjdg.livejournal.com]

how would a gal ever get the grease out of herself after that? She'd be lubed with oil for weeks. I would imagine it would be quite uncomfortable. You could probably cook your sausage in it!

Is she pregnant?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm thinking - the chance of irritation seems to be quite high.

No, not yet. Hopefully within the next few months.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Actually, from what I understand, the irritation is quite low. I've never used it, but I'm on a "women's group" type newsgroup. It's frequently recommended for women who are sensitive to propylene(sp?) glycol, which is in a lot of other lubes.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I just read (about a day before Marie shared the info with me) about a totally organic lube called "Nude". You can learn a lot from the back pages of Utne.

[blueangeldanie.livejournal.com]

Note to self: use lots of store bought lubricant.

Have a baby please, just so I can hold it and dress it in packers clothes until I get over my "I think I need a baby" phase

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

We're working on it!

[blueangeldanie.livejournal.com]

In this department you can alway work harder.

Why is it that if you had posted "Marie and I have decided to use Crisco instead of store bought lube"
I would have freaked out and went eww gross. But in a post like this I am actually encouraging this?

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

I was thinking, "but oil based lubes break down condoms!" until I realized that you won't need any of those for baby-making now will you?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I've only used a condom once - it was rather weird feeling.

[diesel-powered.livejournal.com]

Ditto. Oil-based lubes and the holiest of holeys just don't mix.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

I'm suspecting an April Fool's joke on the part of the author.