I'm an average to below-average looking male

[twicketface]

New icon thanks to pooplord!

As yesterday and today were mostly non-descript, ask me three questions. C'mon, please?

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[htothem.livejournal.com]

Where would you like to visit most in the world?

If you could have dinner with any one person you've never met, dead or alive, who would it be?

If you had a dog, what would you name it?

Bonus Question: How do you feel about big butts and have you ever lied about it? (I know that's two questions but deal.)

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Australia

My grandson, because that would be interesting.

I can't disclose this info because I have the best name for a dog ever and this is a public journal. I'll hit you up on AIM sometime.

I like them, and I cannot.

Oh come on, you're better than average from what I can tell.

[pooplord.livejournal.com]

Does it feel weird being married so young?

What famous person would you really like to meet?

What is your favorite scent?

Re: Oh come on, you're better than average from what I can tell.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

It's funny - I was the last one of my friends to have a serious relationship but the first one married. It didn't seem young at the time, but it does in a way now.

Matt Groening would be pretty cool to meet.

Lilacs or fresh rain.

[soarjubs.livejournal.com]

There are no chinstrap beards on that icon maker page! :(

1)Who is your favorite Facts of Life character?
2)What is your favorite cereal?
3)Who do you think would win in a fight: Abraham Lincoln or Elton John? What would his finishing move be?

d/b+4 (the nutcracker)

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Even in a simple 3 question format, your alphageekness shows.

These questions suck.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite book (& why)?
2. What is something that never fails to make you nostalgic?
3. If you had a week off right now, what would you do?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Tootie was a cuutie!
Lately, I've been hooked on Sunbelt Granola (banana nut). There aren't a lot of cereals I don't like.
I think Mighty Abe would be the victor, despite being a corpse. I'm going to have to go with brain-devouring after a few viscious punches to the throat.

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

4. How do you properly treat a recent spill on light-colored carpet?

This one is actually rather important. ....

[htothem.livejournal.com]

If your dog's name is Guppy the Puppy or Bob Edwards, you better stand in line.

Re: d/b+4 (the nutcracker)

[soarjubs.livejournal.com]

Yet somehow I hide it all under my thuggishly handsome exterior.
I tell ya, the alphageekness is like an uber-pheromone to those girls keen enough to detect it.

Re: These questions suck.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Non-fiction - Anger: Wisdom for Cooling the Flames by Thich Nhat Hanh. This is a book that I could read once a month and still not feel like I've got the concepts down. Simple to read, difficult to put in practice.
Fiction - Eyes of the Dragon by Stephen King (just edging out The Stand). A departure from his usual stuff and medieval shit is just plain cool.

Looking through photo albums. I was (and still mostly am) the shutterbug of the group and have lots of great memories as a result.

Find a new car to buy and visit me friends. Watch way too much daytime television.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Blot as much as you can with paper towel/rags. If no Wet/Dry vac, I think club soda is supposed to dilute stains enough so they aren't noticeable, depending what the stain is of.

[cheryln.livejournal.com]

Where would you live if cost of living were no object and you and Marie could both find ideal employment, etc.?

What is your ideal employment, if you were working for love and not money?

When was the last time you actually read Highlights for Children?

[vivisectasch.livejournal.com]

I have a funny story concerning this:

My grandmother used to have a place in Florida with VERY nice white carpets, which is kind of a problem when all your grandchildren are under ten years old.
I don't know how old my cousin was when this happened, but young enough, as will become apparent. She had been drinking a soda or pouring one or such and spilled it ALL over the white carpet. My grandmother, obviously, panicked and ran and got some club soda and basically up-ended the bottle on the stain. My cousin, feeling bad and wanting to help, took the bottle of soda and followed suit.

*nice* ...

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Probably Canada. Close enough to visit family and friends and significantly less evil.

I think I might enjoy being a counselor, because I just love talking to people and learning about them. Video game tester also wouldn't be too taxing.

My dentist office doesn't have them, so it's been a while. They do have an interactive site in which you can choose the route of Goofus or Gallant.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Heh. At least she tried!

I'll never understand white carpeting.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Penny Arcade has a testimonial from a video game tester. It's fascinating.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

What is the cutiest baby animal?

Are there any movies that you think are better than the book they were based on?

Do you have any significant regrets?

Bonus question: How would your anaconda feel if it didn't have buns, hun?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Ben Stein's dog is named Puppy Wuppy. Which is great.

I'd got for Carl Castle over Bob Edwards, only because I hear Carl every day.

[htothem.livejournal.com]

Only because they fired Bob. He got a border collie for a guppy and in my imagination he named it Bob Edwards.

[reject.livejournal.com]

When are you going to come visit me in Milwaukee?

When are you going to come visit me in Milwaukee?

When are you going to come visit me in Milwaukee?

[dudepower1982.livejournal.com]

1.) What's your favorite film genre?

2.) If you could splurge on one nice gift to give Marie (with no limits on expense), what would it be?

3.) What do you think of Judge Judy?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Puppies.

I usually don't read books that spawn movies - feel like once is enough, I guess.

Not spending more time with my grandmother (dad's mom) before she died. I would've liked to get her perspective on my dad, growing up and such.

Politely decline, using a double negative.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Comedy

A trip to Hawaii.

She's mostly a sea hag, but someone needs to put the smack down.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Hopefully, soon.

You're there for good now?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

You write um, I'll test um!

[reject.livejournal.com]

sure seems that way :)

2908 n maryland ave
milwaukee, wi 53211

[junebugged.livejournal.com]

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?