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The following refers to my complete I-Tunes library as of March 8, 2005:

How many total songs?
3850 (not counting the 750 I just downloaded from the SXSW festival)

Sort by song title (actually, file name in the song title field)
first: '97 - Alkaline Trio
last: Zyclone B Bathouse - NOFX

Sort by time
first: Fuck - Propagandhi (0:04)
last: Get In The Van Disc One - Henry Rollins (

Sort by artist
first: Alkaline Trio
last: Young MC (mmmhmmm!)

Top ten most played songs:
1. Gold - David Cross
2. The Other Side - The Dismemberment Plan
3. Franco Un-American - NOFX
4. Leavin' Here - Pearl Jam
5. The Surgeon's House - Burning Airlines
6. Hippies - David Cross
7. My Wife's Crazy! - David Cross
8. Second Hand Bullshit - Doug Stanhope
9. Fuck You God - Doug Stanhope
10. True - Propagandhi

25 Random Tracks:
Digging - Jonatha Brooke
Stand Off - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Rebels - Tom Petty
Violins - Yellowcard
Dissident - Pearl Jam
As The Crow Flies - Henry Rollins
Elvis - Bill Hicks
Up in Arms - Foo Fighters
Really Special Cows - Bill Hicks
Zyclone B Bathouse - NOFX
Something In The Air - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Time To Move On - Tom Petty
Misery is a Butterfly 5 - Blonde Redhead
Oh, George - Foo Fighters
Not for You - Pearl Jam
Wind Below - Rage Against The Machine
Get Me Off This Coin A - Travis Morrison
Drugs - Bill Hicks
Falling - Face To Face
Ha Ha You're Dead - Green Day
Tiki God - The Presidents of the United States of America
Big Shot - Billy Joel
Love in Venice - Henry Rollins
Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin - Goober Patrol