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Minute Maid Cranberry Apple Raspberry All Natural Juice Beverage makes my mouth feel funny. And not in a good way.

Later: Blech! Why do I keep drinking it?

Have you ever been in a physical fight before? If so, please post details. In some ways, I find it interesting that I made it 25 years without getting pummeled by someone.

I wish C was for cookie

a is for age: 25 and 10/12ths

b is for boyfriend: Jason Lee, but don't tell Marie

c is for career: I make people fill out forms.

d is for dad's name: Dan

e is for essential item to bring to a party: Taco Jazz

f is for favorite song at the moment: Rape Me - Richard Cheese

g is for guy/girls you've kissed: Probably less than 5.

h is for hometown: Hartford, WI

i is for instruments you play: Back in the day - trombone and woefully beginner drums

j is for job title: Human Resources Specialist. I'm so special, they put it in my title! Soon to be Human Resources Associate (don't even say it)

k is for kids: None yet. Snowball and Mitten fill the void

l is for living arrangement: Own almost 1/30th of a house with the lovely and talented Marie

m is for mom's name: Sharon

n is for number of people you've slept with: What, like fucking? 1.

o is for overnight hospital stays: None. I was in the hospital once (severe gashes on my arm - I should post pictures), but just for the day as far as I can recollect.

p is for phobia[s]: anything medical related. I'm squimish

q is for a quote you like: Too many to list.

r is for relationship that lasted the longest: Marie and I have been together for six years (!), Carrie B and I have been friends for, shit, almost 20 (!!!)

s is for sexual position: There's one where we both sit facing each other and wrap our legs around each other and it's great!

t is for time you wake up: 5:30 on workdays, usually 7ish on the weekend

u is for unique trait(s): My arms bend weirdly (I can make my elbow-pits stick way out) Come and visit sometime and I'll show you.

v is for vegetable you love: I like most all vegetables but squash makes me gag.

w is for worst habit: I pick at things.

x is for x-rays you've had: Just in my mouth.

y is for yummy food you make: Marie and I made the best homemade pizza a few weeks ago with cauliflower on it. It was great.

z is for zodiac sign: Taurus.

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Just in case you're wondering, Jawbox's "Empire of One" is the greatest song ever.

That is all.