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twicketface ([personal profile] twicketface) wrote2004-05-14 01:54 pm

Untitled medical hour

Weekend plans:

Friday - Shopping for niece and nephew's birthdays, shopping for gardening supplies, fucking (hopefully)

Saturday - Visiting grandparents, Eric's bachelor party (paintball, Mongolian dinner, Minor league baseball game, farting on each other's heads, etc)

Sunday - Church, Photo project, dandelion massacre, tennis with Eric (possibly), clean garage

Anyone with paintball experience have recommendations for what to wear? Should I follow-thru with my plan to shroud my junk with balled-up socks?

What the hell happened to Munchos? Seriously, blech!

Despite it making me a dork, the new Green Day album drops September 14th. It's about damn time!

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Forget the socks. Wear a cup.

[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be a first for me. They've just always *sounded* uncomfortable to me.

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Forget the socks. Wear a cup.

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is my puter doing this? Anyway, have you ever seen paintball welts? You don't want that on your johnson.

[identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking the odds of a straight-on nut shot are pretty slim, but not really a risk I want to take...

[identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly...imagine Marie's disappointment when you tell her you can't have children because you didn't want to wear a cup while playing paintball.