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Hackers are homophobes! Think about it. The new 'sasser' virus has the same last name as Pedro's boyfriend from The Real World: San Francisco! Conicidence? I think not!

In our offices, we routinely have non-employees here, working in our offices (IRS auditors, financial advisors and what have you). There's an empty office across the hall from mine that is usually used for such occasions. The woman occupying said office has on a knee-length skirt and black boots that go up to her calves. Does this scream out "woman of the night" to anyone else? Also, when she walks by my office, she looks at me each time. Maybe the next time she goes past, I should fake a stroke or something...

Presidential issue #1441 - Upon election I will swiftly pass a law encouring people to stab Hummer owners in the head. Repeatedly.

Just so we're clear, Chinese food is absolutely delicious. The best part of the buffett is that you'll usually get something that you've never had before. Last night was these mozzarella sticks that were flattened (size of a deck of cards, but thinner), breaded and seasoned like breadsticks. I mean, first fireworks and now this!

The only good thing about being sick is that you can eat ice cream under the guise of "to make my throat feel better". I think a Wendy's drive-thru run is in order on the way home.

Also, taco shells can actually melt in the toaster oven. Melt and stink, that is.

huhuhuh...I said hummer.

Date: 2004-05-05 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] htothem.livejournal.com
Can you make a point of stabbing urban Hummer owners first? There is no excuse for taking up that kind of space when parking is at a premium.

Re: huhuhuh...I said hummer.

Date: 2004-05-05 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
I can't be expected to shoulder the load myself - there will also be rusty screwdrivers handed out at gas stations so no one has any excuses for not following the law...

YES!!!

Date: 2004-05-05 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leeann-marie.livejournal.com
Presidential issue #1441 - Upon election I will swiftly pass a law encouring people to stab Hummer owners in the head. Repeatedly.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!

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Date: 2004-05-05 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diesel-powered.livejournal.com
Depends on the kind of boots. Conservative black leather: I'm young and want to be stylish and work appropriate. Black patent leather pumps that go up to her knees: see Pretty Woman.

Date: 2004-05-06 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] b-sides.livejournal.com
It worries me that I know who Pedro is. Damn you Judd Winick!" (http://www.barryween.com)

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