Hackers are homophobes! Think about it. The new 'sasser' virus has the same last name as Pedro's boyfriend from The Real World: San Francisco! Conicidence? I think not!
In our offices, we routinely have non-employees here, working in our offices (IRS auditors, financial advisors and what have you). There's an empty office across the hall from mine that is usually used for such occasions. The woman occupying said office has on a knee-length skirt and black boots that go up to her calves. Does this scream out "woman of the night" to anyone else? Also, when she walks by my office, she looks at me each time. Maybe the next time she goes past, I should fake a stroke or something...
Presidential issue #1441 - Upon election I will swiftly pass a law encouring people to stab Hummer owners in the head. Repeatedly.
Just so we're clear, Chinese food is absolutely delicious. The best part of the buffett is that you'll usually get something that you've never had before. Last night was these mozzarella sticks that were flattened (size of a deck of cards, but thinner), breaded and seasoned like breadsticks. I mean, first fireworks and now this!
The only good thing about being sick is that you can eat ice cream under the guise of "to make my throat feel better". I think a Wendy's drive-thru run is in order on the way home.
Also, taco shells can actually melt in the toaster oven. Melt and stink, that is.
In our offices, we routinely have non-employees here, working in our offices (IRS auditors, financial advisors and what have you). There's an empty office across the hall from mine that is usually used for such occasions. The woman occupying said office has on a knee-length skirt and black boots that go up to her calves. Does this scream out "woman of the night" to anyone else? Also, when she walks by my office, she looks at me each time. Maybe the next time she goes past, I should fake a stroke or something...
Presidential issue #1441 - Upon election I will swiftly pass a law encouring people to stab Hummer owners in the head. Repeatedly.
Just so we're clear, Chinese food is absolutely delicious. The best part of the buffett is that you'll usually get something that you've never had before. Last night was these mozzarella sticks that were flattened (size of a deck of cards, but thinner), breaded and seasoned like breadsticks. I mean, first fireworks and now this!
The only good thing about being sick is that you can eat ice cream under the guise of "to make my throat feel better". I think a Wendy's drive-thru run is in order on the way home.
Also, taco shells can actually melt in the toaster oven. Melt and stink, that is.
huhuhuh...I said hummer.
Date: 2004-05-05 10:38 am (UTC)Re: huhuhuh...I said hummer.
Date: 2004-05-05 12:55 pm (UTC)YES!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!
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Date: 2004-05-05 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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