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Mar. 17th, 2004 01:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Q: I have a really big head compared to the rest of my body, it's quite obvious. I am not sure what happened in my development but something went terribly wrong. Anyway, the kids down at the skate board park have started calling me "head and half", It really hurts me and I am not sure what I can do about it, any ideas?
A: come here, sit on aunt natalie's lap... don't listen to the kids at the skate park, they are just jealous. only awesome people have giant heads. i have a big old head. my brother drew has a gigantic head. a large percentage of famous people have big heads. and look at sean na na! his head is bigger than my head, your head, and drew's head put together.
i suggest you start swinging your big old head all over the place. walk it down the street. point it at people. they will love it. grow your hair out all crazy so your head looks even bigger. so what if you can't wear a baseball hat? NEITHER CAN ANYONE ELSE THAT IS AWESOME. we should start a freaking club. if your head circumference is smaller than 21 inches, YOU ARE NOT INVITED.
then tell the guys at the skate park to suck on your cock.
