Does anyone over 18 shop at Urban Outfitters anyway?

[twicketface]

Things that, some day, I'll make go away:

Footboards
Papercuts
Electronics that are cheaper to replace than fix
Printouts that waste paper (Internet, you're busted)
Inconvenient store hours
Speeding in parking lots
The Republican Party
Scott Stapp

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Tonight I have three objectives:

Update the BBBS website
Unclog the shower drain
Talk to Carrie B on thephone

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I've decided that my dream job would be to travel around the world and teach people how to hug properly. Seriously, most people think that all hugs are good hugs. NOT TRUE! There are far too many people who hug with only one arm, stick their ass way out so as to be two feet from the other person's genitals, or just generally rush through it. In my group of friends, we always shake hands with or hug the other person upon seeing them. Because let's face it, who couldn't use a hug? I'll show people the way - there will be less crime and general asshattery because of the glowing, warming glow of a recent hug.

I have a new idea for a project that of course, I thought of a day too late. So maybe I'll start it in April. It'll probably be dumb, so don't get your hopes up.

Comments

[blueangeldanie.livejournal.com]

Hugging- Kind of like the guy in the Dave Matthews video?

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Only I'm sure I smell better than that guy.

[chupatintas.livejournal.com]

props to the hug plan. and, not only hugging but also handshakes. who the fuck wants to shake hands with a dead fish? DO IT RIGHT, PEOPLE.

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

glowing warm glow?
you need to expand your lexicon my friend.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Simpsons references are all I need to make a good entry.

[marah.livejournal.com]

Inconvenient store hours

yeah, becuase it defeats the purpose of being called a convenient store..............

[marah.livejournal.com]

oops, i forgot to mention, i would like to be a model for your hug project. i give good, tight, close hugs. i love hugging!

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear. Spread the word (and the hugs)!