![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
twicketface1)What's the middle name of first person you slept with? Elizabeth.
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? Boxers, red and gold (I think). I like this pair a lot.
3) What song do you want played at your funeral? Probably Hot for Teacher.
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? I really don't have any slutty friends. Well, other than Terry.
5) What would your last meal be before being executed? But I'm innocent! Sweet Malyasian Curry from Cy's Bistro with a side of garlic mashed potatos and a tall mug of root beer. Mom's homemade apple pie for dessert. Smell ya later, cruel world.
6) Beatles or Stones? I haven't been exposed to enough of either to make a decision.
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? I don't want to pick anyone, because if I justify killing one person, I could justify killing a lot of people. And that's not good.
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? Pick a celebrity.
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex? Um, preferred for what? Someone I can beat at video games seems oddly important at the moment.
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? All of my friends have their foibles, just like me.
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I've put a lot of thought into this and it makes a lot of sense. My superpower would be to only need one hour of sleep per night to feel totally refreshed. I'd rule the world within 6 months.
12) Favorite hangover cure? Not drinking in the first place.
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? I'm guessing not that many. Maybe 100?
14) Favorite Outkast lyric? ...
15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? I'm partial to the brunettes.
16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? I think being blind would be easier to adjust to.
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems? I think everyone who has a livejournal has psychiatric problems.
18) Siblings that should go to rehab? Counseling would be more appropriate.
19) Least favorite month? January seems like a let down. All the holidays come to a screeching halt and it's colder than a witch's tit.
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? Drive slowly when they're just aching to pass me (despite my going a few miles over the speed limit). Everybody's in such a big, damn hurry.
21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid? I have a vivid memory of my mom renting Stand By Me one time when I was home sick. She made me soup and everything was right with the world.
22) Favorite person in the whole world? Marie, by a landslide.
23) When's the last time you went on a date? Marie and I had dinner last week. My feta cheese omlette was outstanding.
24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? I much prefer to laugh. Sometimes dirty movies are good for that.
25) Fall or spring? Fall.
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? Seeing as I've made out with exactly two people in my life, I guess the award goes to my 8th grade girlfriend (and first girlfriend) Erin. Sorry 'bout that.
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? If I'm straight, I'm not doing it with anyone of the same sex. Think about it.
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? Like I'm ever leaving Wisconsin.
29) Who is the person you can count on the most? Marie or Terry.
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor. That's a horribly constructed question that's not even a question.
31) What books have you pretended to read? Textbooks for the majority of my life.
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life? Blessed
33) What's your favorite drinking game? Drink until you aren't thirsty anymore. It's awesome!
34) What did you dream about last night? Damned if I know.
35) Favorite vice? I'll take Tossing Off for $600.
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? That they were worthless.
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? Boxers, red and gold (I think). I like this pair a lot.
3) What song do you want played at your funeral? Probably Hot for Teacher.
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? I really don't have any slutty friends. Well, other than Terry.
5) What would your last meal be before being executed? But I'm innocent! Sweet Malyasian Curry from Cy's Bistro with a side of garlic mashed potatos and a tall mug of root beer. Mom's homemade apple pie for dessert. Smell ya later, cruel world.
6) Beatles or Stones? I haven't been exposed to enough of either to make a decision.
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? I don't want to pick anyone, because if I justify killing one person, I could justify killing a lot of people. And that's not good.
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? Pick a celebrity.
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex? Um, preferred for what? Someone I can beat at video games seems oddly important at the moment.
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? All of my friends have their foibles, just like me.
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I've put a lot of thought into this and it makes a lot of sense. My superpower would be to only need one hour of sleep per night to feel totally refreshed. I'd rule the world within 6 months.
12) Favorite hangover cure? Not drinking in the first place.
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? I'm guessing not that many. Maybe 100?
14) Favorite Outkast lyric? ...
15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? I'm partial to the brunettes.
16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? I think being blind would be easier to adjust to.
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems? I think everyone who has a livejournal has psychiatric problems.
18) Siblings that should go to rehab? Counseling would be more appropriate.
19) Least favorite month? January seems like a let down. All the holidays come to a screeching halt and it's colder than a witch's tit.
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? Drive slowly when they're just aching to pass me (despite my going a few miles over the speed limit). Everybody's in such a big, damn hurry.
21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid? I have a vivid memory of my mom renting Stand By Me one time when I was home sick. She made me soup and everything was right with the world.
22) Favorite person in the whole world? Marie, by a landslide.
23) When's the last time you went on a date? Marie and I had dinner last week. My feta cheese omlette was outstanding.
24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? I much prefer to laugh. Sometimes dirty movies are good for that.
25) Fall or spring? Fall.
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? Seeing as I've made out with exactly two people in my life, I guess the award goes to my 8th grade girlfriend (and first girlfriend) Erin. Sorry 'bout that.
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? If I'm straight, I'm not doing it with anyone of the same sex. Think about it.
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? Like I'm ever leaving Wisconsin.
29) Who is the person you can count on the most? Marie or Terry.
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor. That's a horribly constructed question that's not even a question.
31) What books have you pretended to read? Textbooks for the majority of my life.
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life? Blessed
33) What's your favorite drinking game? Drink until you aren't thirsty anymore. It's awesome!
34) What did you dream about last night? Damned if I know.
35) Favorite vice? I'll take Tossing Off for $600.
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? That they were worthless.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
I am offended!
Date: 2003-11-20 04:04 pm (UTC)I have to agree with your vice though.
JONNY LOVES YA!
Re: I am offended!
Date: 2003-11-20 05:14 pm (UTC)Hope we've got time for some poker, that would be fun.
Good luck with the sac piercing...
no subject
Date: 2003-11-20 09:59 pm (UTC)This reminds me of this show I saw on TV, years ago. A man showed up on the doorstep of a lower class couple. He presented them with a wooden box with a single button on it. The couple was informed that, if they pressed the button, somebody they didn't know would die. The couple themselves would receive a large sum of cash (at least tens of thousands, possibly one million. It's been awhile. I don't remember the details).
The couple went over the morality of it. The wife wanted to push the button. The husband was having a moral quandary. They wondered how the gentleman would know they pushed the button. They took apart the box. It was hollow. After about a week of this, the wife tore past the husband, and pushed the button. The husband stared in horror. Nothing happened.
The next day, the man appeared to take back the box. He handed the couple a briefcase full of money. The couple asked what would happen now.
"Why," the man replied, "We'll pass along the box. And I guarantee it will be given to somebody that you don't know."
The end.
Re: I am offended!
Date: 2003-11-20 10:01 pm (UTC)Re: I am offended!
Date: 2003-11-21 05:49 am (UTC)My coupon says "above the waist", I will just have to walk in on my hands.
no subject
Date: 2003-11-21 07:15 am (UTC)Just because of my train of thought - I read an article in Adbusters a while back that posed an interesting idea - before a country can declare war on another country, that country's leader needs to kill someone with their bare hands to ensure they know the totality of their actions. I think with the stipulation that it had to be an 'ordinary citizen' (not like someone on death row or someone with a terminal illness or anything). I think it has a lot of merit and likely could find it's way into my presidential campaign.
no subject
Date: 2003-11-21 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-21 11:17 am (UTC)YES!!!!
Re: I am offended!
Date: 2003-11-21 06:33 pm (UTC)Haha!