I could go for some snu snu

[twicketface]

I got some bad news last night. My grandfather is in the hospital, with pneumonia. He’s had it before and they don’t think it’s anything serious, but it still bums me out. Marie and I might go visit tonight, I’m not sure how long he’s supposed to stay in the hospital. It’s his 84th birthday on Thursday, I hope he’s home in time for it.

In more topical news, I’m a good husband. I always wake up before Marie does and, out of consideration, usually dress in the dark. That is to say, picking out my clothes in the dark, walking them into the living room to see if it matches, and re-picking if it doesn’t. So today, as I saddled up to the urinal, I realized my underwear was on backwards.

There are two ways to prep oneself for urination if you have a penis. The first is to unbuckle your pants, lift up your shirt(s), pull down your underwear to expose the penis and go. The second is to simply unzip the zipper, pull the penis out from the underwear and go. The second has been my way of conducting business for years, with the first being too committed and lengthy.

For the first time in my history, I’ve reversed my underwear at work (in a bathroom stall).

If the porn stops, the terrorists will have won!

Comments

[hexkitten.livejournal.com]

I hope that everything goes well with your grandpa!

[wicketgate.livejournal.com]

I hope your grandfather will be ok...

[harleyquinn.livejournal.com]

you shouldn't post a sad thing and a funny thing at the same time. I want to comment on the funny thing because, hot damn but it's funny, but I don't want to sound cold and unfeeling toward the sad thing, because I know how tough that can be.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

Just trying to maintain a little balance.

I don't think you're capable of being cold and unfeeling.