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[twicketface]

Dear The Onion,

Your new "marketing-enhanced" layout makes me want to stab myself and anyone within a 300 yard radius in the face with a spork until I can't lift my arms anymore and pass out from sheer exhaustion. Please, change it back.

Love,
twicketface

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[froggy-dear.livejournal.com]

That's why I love picking up a fresh paper Onion every Wednesday or Thursday. That and coupons for things.

[twicketface.livejournal.com]

You are quite lucky!