100 questions

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1. Say something good that happened to you today: I had a bagel for breakfast
2. What is your general philosophy of life? Be nicer to people than they deserve
3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? Well, I took it pretty hard when Alf was cancelled...
4. How old is your inner child? 15 or so
5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? Marie
6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? Dust and ragweed. Formerly cats too.
7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5): Here I sit typing, pressing keys with fingertips, communicating
8. Favorite animal? Duck
9. Favorite LJ community? QOD (duh!)
10. Coffee, tea, or soda - how do you get your caffiene fix? Soda
11. Idealist or realist? More realist as I've gotten older
12. Are you lucky or unlucky? Incredibly lucky
13. How much do you normally tip? 20%
14. Last time you got sick? A few months ago - stayed home and watched trash TV.
15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? I generally don't cuss people out.
16. Best movie made before 1970? The Wizard of Oz
17. After 1970? The Usual Suspects
18. Within the past five years? Lord of the Rings
19. What is your quest? To be more awesome
20. Favorite TV drama? LA Law, because I'm old
21. Favorite sitcom? The Simpsons
22. Favorite reality show? They all suck now, but I was a Real World and Road Rules junkie back in the day.
23. Favorite game show? I'm pretty good at Lingo
24. Favorite talk show? ...
25. A quote that sticks in your head: "Do the Evolution"
26. Favorite toy as a child? My stuffed animals
27. Last thing you made with your own hands? See #1
28. Last fight you got into? I'm too passive-aggressive to fight.
29. Last time you were hospitalized? Never!
30. Favorite kind of flower? Lilacs
31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? :)
32. Favorite word? Hence
33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? My shoes
34. Favorite book as a child? Heather's Two Mommies
35. Favorite book as a juvenile? The Stand
36. Favorite book as an adult? Anger: Wisdom for Cooling the Flames
37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? Monday, during tennis with Eric
38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? 1
39. Make _____, not war: me some broccoli cheese soup
40. Favorite singer? Trever Keith
41. Favorite songwriter? Those Propagandhi dudes
42. Favorite performer? face to face
43. Surprise parties ? yes, or no? Oh hell yes
44. Where do you get your news from? BBC, WPR or CNN
45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of
choice be? Something pointy
46. Favorite kind of soup? See #39
47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair
from? Face, neck, shoulder, tingly parts
48. What is happiness to you? Being with friends
49. Least favorite household chore? Mowing the lawn
50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? Reading in bed
51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook ? who is cooler? Advantage: Hook
52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. ?I was here? on anything? Mm hmm
53. Favorite mythology? Greek
54. Favorite magazine? The Sun
55. Law & Order ? original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? Original (although I should really ask Marie)
56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? Probably Terry asking if he could push in my stool
57. Best job you ever had? Temp at insurance agency
58. What do you know how to fix? Ridiculously little.
59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? Tennis courts
60. Favorite munchie? Popcorn
61. Movie with the best one-liners? Clerks
62. How do you groom your nails ? clip, file, paint, chew, etc.? Clip
63. Last pity party you held for yourself? Wednesday night, after tennis
64. Last post-it note written? Tuesday. "Mail to Scott"
65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where
would it be? Sophmore year of college
66. How much money do you have in cash right now? $55 in my wallet, about 45 cents in change in my car.
67. What's the best joke you know how to tell? I don't tell many jokes flat out.
68. Last gift that you gave someone? Graduation gift for Carrie B.
69. [Write your own question here. Now answer it.] Who's house? Run's house.
70. Favorite superhero? Superman
71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? Probably none. I fuck up on lyrics all the time.
72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? Groceries
73. Worst habit? Lethargy
74. Last thing you quit? My last job
75. WB ? too cheesy for it?s own good, or just cheesy enough? Pretty damn cheesy
76. Pet peeve? Bad drivers
77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? Ice water
78. Do you wear a watch? Not usually
79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? Checking my work email
80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? At home with Marie
81. What's preventing you from doing that? Who else - THE MAN!
82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? Work until about 4 and then head home, yard work tonight and maybe watching Lost in Translation again.
83. Have you ever been arrested? Nope
84. Favorite kind of poetry? I haven't been exposed to enough to really say.
85. Favorite kind of music? Punk and post-punk
86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? Two
87. What are you a member of? SHRM, my family, lots of communities
88. Do you like green eggs and ham? I'm more of a granola guy.
89. Is the glass half-empty, or half-full? Half-empty
90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? Mandy Patinkin
91. Favorite John Hughes film? The Breakfast Club
92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? Sure
93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? None, but I got a D in college. It was when I was falling in love with Marie, so it was worth it.
94. Favorite comedian? Bill Hicks or Jon Stewart
95. Monkeys ? funny, yes? Hilarious
96. Favorite Beatles song? Let it Be
97. Walk, bike, ride, or drive? Walk
98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? Multi-vitamin, when I remember it
99. Bugs Bunny, or Mickey Mouse? Bugs Bunny
100. What do you want on your tombstone? Pineapple and onion.