Reason #14 not to drop your land line

I was awoke this morning by the sound of a madman trying to chainsaw his way into our house. I slowly crept downstairs and realized it was instead the sound of my phone madly vibrating on the kitchen counter. I didn't get to the phone in time to answer, but according to my missed calls log it was '3612' calling. No area code, no full phone number, just '3612'.

I think it was God.