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(please note there is a difference between wisdom and advice.  I give wisdom freely but advice only upon request)

1)  Let cheese get to room temperature before eating it as it will taste better.  This does not apply to cream cheese, which is best applied cold to a warm bagel.

2)  Keep a roll of paper towel and a packet of baby wipes under your bed.  They come in handy not only for sex related purposes, but also eating in bed related purposes.

3)  Wash your feet before you go to bed.  Like, you can totally take a whole shower or bath if you want, but there's something pretty neat about having freshly cleaned feet when you climb into bed.

4)  Before making a purchase, look up the product's instructional manual online.  You can read all about the features and get most of your questions answered ahead of time.

Date: 2017-01-04 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alphaloria.livejournal.com
2a. Microfiber towels are also super awesome for sex-related purposes.

Date: 2017-01-04 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twicketface.livejournal.com
I recently bought a 24 (?) pack from Costco. To the laboratory!

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